international nut of pastry - I think this lines mostly filler.

I lived, I loved, I laughed, I farted a lot and then I just sort of rolled over and expired in a huge pool of pizza and beer vomit but then... I'm getting a little ahead of myself.

TURN ONS:
Litterbox odor
Small limping crumpled mammals
Warm laps

TURN OFFS:
Big dogs
Sudden loud noises
Cold noses on my butthole

just a little boy.. trapped on the internet...

Most say Pirate but I say sea faring, adventuristic, opportunist.

=)

I'm tall, white, non-smoker, social binge drinker/alcoholic.

Life...in a box yo!