male

I lived, I loved, I laughed, I farted a lot and then I just sort of rolled over and expired in a huge pool of pizza and beer vomit but then... I'm getting a little ahead of myself.

TURN ONS:
Litterbox odor
Small limping crumpled mammals
Warm laps

TURN OFFS:
Big dogs
Sudden loud noises
Cold noses on my butthole

:P

just a little boy.. trapped on the internet... :P

I'm fat, I love my family, and I like photography

=)

Most say Pirate but I say sea faring, adventuristic, opportunist.

I'm tall, white, non-smoker, social binge drinker/alcoholic.