Quotes Round 2

Need to start a fresh one so here's the first quote of many:

"I wish my bedroom was in the underworld" (Dan about my bedroom)

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Why a fresh one?One one

Why a fresh one?

Old one wasn't that stale...

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Because it got off

Because it got off track...now back to the quotes...

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Because the old one had too

Because the old one had too many things...

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That was the point of it.

That was the point of it.

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make sure you link the old

make sure you link the old one... to this one..

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Dan, in the supermarket...

Dan, in the supermarket... "we need some fuckin chips..."

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"my chicken shooter is

"my chicken shooter is broken..."

rob playing strange demolition derby game, where you have a chicken cannon on the front of your car and shoot other cars...

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Tracy in the pool.. "i just

Tracy in the pool.. "i just stepped on a diamond"... it was a tiny screw... no idea why she thought diamonds... who has a diamond big enough.. to lose.. that youd wear in their pool... or feel when you stepped on it....

i later made fun of her when i stepped on the same screw... difference is i fished it out...

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† Addy † >>ZOMBIE

† Addy † >>ZOMBIE SLAYER<< URBAN NINJA IS MY HERO !!! says:
we gotta do it one weekend k?
Castr07 - .. says:
just buy me a drink first and im yours

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Immediately after breaking

Immediately after breaking ice from the bottom of your drink, "now that I've broken the ice, what's your name?"

"One drink, I'm yours, two drinks, I'm your friends, and half a dozen tequilla's and it doesn't matter..."

ARRGH! The Pirate Life For ME!

ARRGH! The Pirate Life For ME!

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LMAO... mum jokes

mum says:
gettin ready to swoop in an steal some shoes out from under some chick
gotta keep my eye on it
Castr07 - .. says:
who is?
Castr07 - .. says:
oh.. on ebay?
Castr07 - .. says:
thought you were talking about knockin a nice lady off her feet.. was gunna say... hope her tounges smooth for your sake...

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One of the best standing mum

One of the best standing mum jokes out there.
It's ya mum ringtone

Plus there is heaps of free downloadable ringtones. Very awesome site.

ARRGH! The Pirate Life For ME!

ARRGH! The Pirate Life For ME!

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Yeah... I think I'll stick

Yeah... I think I'll stick with my current ring-tone - Master of Puppets. :D

Side note... My message tone is still this one from Crank.

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While randomly browsing

While randomly browsing Wikipedia, I came across the mermaid problem.

After mentioning this some people at work the topic of where you would take a mermaid out on a date came up...

Josh: Wet & Wild

Ev: Sea World