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Posted October 15, 2006 - 11:52pm by doughnut

Way back when I was in school, I started keeping a document containing many funny quotes that I'd hear or be told. Eventually, after school, this turned into a "write that down" list. I'm sure if I looked back through my files, I could find that file too.

But for now, I'll start fresh...

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Taylor: "When you're good, you're good."
Blake: "When you're bad, everyone tells you."

Rob: "Horses need panties."

"It's a movie, shutup!" - Many, at once, directed at Blake

Blake: "It's a Skittles packet, shutup" - Upon Taylor getting lots of green skittles each time he poured some out.

While looking at his own shoes, Taylor says "Blake, when did you get work boots?"

"It took you THAT long to walk to the door?" - Blake
"I had to open it too!" - Taylor getting up to go to the bathroom

"Can you stop the bottles from moving?" Blake when trying to take a photo of two Smirnoff black bottles.

"Sounds like anything he touches turns to fuck." - Rob

"Hope only lasts so long before reality kicks in." - Blake

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hehe some nice ones there.

by Nick - 15/10/2006 - 11:56pm

hehe some nice ones there.

Some choice ones were...

Taylor: "When you're good, you're good."
Blake: "When you're bad, everyone tells you."

"Sounds like anything he touches turns to fuck." - Rob

i had a hell of alot too...

by rob327 - 15/10/2006 - 11:56pm

i had a hell of alot too... on my old dead drives unfortunately...

"have you seen my phone" amy about her lost phone
"yea... it's ugly" rob

rob amy and scott swimming in his pool... scott goes to the toilet... comes back..
"what took so long man" rob
"i fell asleep" scott

thats all i can think of 4 now...

"I brought a big dildo!" Rob

by doughnut - 15/10/2006 - 11:57pm

"I brought a big dildo!" Rob showing up with a bottle of Lido

Herpies is worse than marriage... You can get rid of marriage - Rob

doughnut says:but i'm

by rob327 - 24/10/2006 - 9:07pm

doughnut says:
but i'm rarely at the top of a list for anything.
Castro - says:
toppest retard... lol

it wasnt me... but fuck its

by rob327 - 25/10/2006 - 1:03am

it wasnt me... but fuck its funny

"the only reason to wait 1 month for sex is if the girl's 17 and 11 months"

Who was it? Sounds like

by bethisbored - 25/10/2006 - 4:41pm

Who was it? Sounds like something Van Wilder would say....

Most people haven't seen the

by death - 25/10/2006 - 10:14pm

Most people haven't seen the movie "waiting" yet, but that's what Beth is refering to...

Ryan Reynolds?

by rob327 - 26/10/2006 - 10:02am

Ryan Reynolds? na its from How I Met Your Mother... Barney ofcourse

Beth Funnies

by rob327 - 26/10/2006 - 11:27am

Beth says:

My Car's not Fuckin' Nightrider, it doesnt come when i call it.

everyones like "get a car life will be wonderful" but no one was like "you will still be fucked if your car isnt parked anywhere near where you will need it"

the cold reality kicked in?

by death - 26/10/2006 - 7:31pm

the cold reality kicked in? haha...my car IS nightrider tho, but don't ask me to show you, it gets stage fright...

Didnt realise my angry at

by bethisbored - 26/10/2006 - 7:36pm

Didnt realise my angry at work msn statements would end up posted here... fucking not night rider car... Heath your car is just as crap as mine when it comes to the special pick ups.

its true heathy.... you

by rob327 - 26/10/2006 - 9:33pm

its true heathy.... you cant make your car cum... but keep trying..

Rob: its a constant party in

by doughnut - 26/10/2006 - 10:36pm

Rob: its a constant party in my ears... and no ones invited...

fuck oath man.... its a

by rob327 - 26/10/2006 - 10:39pm

fuck oath man.... its a frat party in my head and real life aint movin as fast..

fat cunt in the drivers seat dunno what he doin..

(rob sits at home alone at his computer with the O.G. track bangin in this mothaaaa...) i miss my bexta 6 cd..

dont like the quiet roun

by rob327 - 27/10/2006 - 2:18am

dont like the quiet roun hurr.... always gotta have it bumpin.. 2am pissin neighbors off stylez.... i need em to hate me.. so i can use it.. feed the energy.. my eyes hav had enough but im still boppin like i had too much cool aide..

rob said

by rob327 - 27/10/2006 - 6:04pm

if we start partyin tonight... we might goto sleep the same time taylor does..

contr-addiction...

by rob327 - 30/10/2006 - 8:59pm

i feel like jumping around in the boiler room...

after a nap..

Rob, while telling a drunken

by doughnut - 30/10/2006 - 9:09pm

Rob, while telling a drunken story sees a servo and blurts out "We need to get some fucking chips!" then continues with his story.

While telling the same story as above, realises he's holding a box of fortune cookies and says "Why am I holding these fucking fortune cookies."

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Not funny to others, more "have to be there" or "in the moment" lines.

the cookie's fortune

by rob327 - 30/10/2006 - 9:14pm

not funny to others.. but those who attend... fuck im a crack up..

i believe the answer to the fortune cookies in question was that who ever was next to me was putting their seat belt on... and neglected to retrieve the cookies fortune from my posession

rob... standing with fiona

by rob327 - 04/11/2006 - 5:44pm

rob... standing with fiona in a queue for food... holding 2 plates..

"we're a team... you stack em i'll hold em... you cant have a TEAM without ME..."

we all cry sometimes....

by rob327 - 05/11/2006 - 10:38pm

we all cry sometimes.... when we stub our toes on the corner of the bench... or pluck nose hairs..

this ones old.. and was

by rob327 - 06/11/2006 - 2:36pm

this ones old.. and was hillarious at the time...

~rob farts...~

Beth: ~puts shirt on~ "Jesus!... Its in my shirt... how the hell did it get in there before i did... tryna kill me"

I just threw up in my mouth

by bethisbored - 06/11/2006 - 3:05pm

I just threw up in my mouth a little from the memory of that fart... Ye gods man, it was one of your worst EVER!!

Not a quote... But I was

by doughnut - 06/11/2006 - 3:55pm

Not a quote... But I was just reminded of the time when Rob farted on that small child.

Hilarious. :D

definately hillarious... "i

by rob327 - 06/11/2006 - 10:01pm

definately hillarious... "i fart on small children" slow walking ones... on stairs behind me... butt in face height

Castro - says: you hooked up

by rob327 - 15/11/2006 - 11:08pm

Castro - says:
you hooked up with heaps of cunts..
XXXXXX says:
i dont like the use of the term 'heaps'
Castro - says:
tons

Ha... i crack me up...

Sometimes you crack me up,

by Clare - 18/11/2006 - 10:23pm

Sometimes you crack me up, others...

That was Grant wasn't it? ;)

He wishes!

ha!...

by rob327 - 19/11/2006 - 9:00pm

ha!... the pot calling the kettle grant?

Beth says: people like

by rob327 - 20/11/2006 - 12:16pm

Beth says:
people like assumpting

Castro says:
especially when theres assumpting goin on... lol

doughnut says: ride your dog

by Clare - 21/11/2006 - 9:51pm

doughnut says:
ride your dog then
Cuffs says:
ewwwwww you sicko

Hehe

thats a new low dude...

by rob327 - 21/11/2006 - 9:53pm

thats a new lowe dude... (if u finish up on the inside)

Thats so so wrong Theres

by Clare - 21/11/2006 - 9:54pm

Thats so so wrong

Theres chicks in the cross, why a dog!?

She took it to the gutter,

by doughnut - 21/11/2006 - 10:02pm

She took it to the gutter, then dragged it beyond.

I was just letter her know that she's not getting a pony.

But I want

by Clare - 22/11/2006 - 10:58pm

But I want pony!!!!!!!

*stomps foot*

Rob quote: "Why is that girl

by doughnut - 26/11/2006 - 8:06pm

Rob quote:

"Why is that girl by herself? Oh, she's ugly. That's why."

i crack me up... sometimes i

by rob327 - 26/11/2006 - 8:51pm

i crack me up...

sometimes i find myself being overly verbally descriptive... often ends up being entertaining...

better than sittin in silence

might i add... we were in a

by rob327 - 26/11/2006 - 8:52pm

might i add... we were in a car at the time.. passing said chick

Just before diving in the

by doughnut - 27/11/2006 - 9:02pm

Just before diving in the pool, Rob wonders why Jack the dog isn't allowed in the water...

"How's Jack's ass crust any worse than my ass crust."

exactly... who says a dog

by rob327 - 27/11/2006 - 9:04pm

exactly... who says a dog will make the water nastier than my 3(?maybe longer) day no showerin, same panty wearin ass... dog is small.. burto is huge

Dog doesn't do smelly farts,

by bethisbored - 28/11/2006 - 9:13am

Dog doesn't do smelly farts, Burto does huge smelly farts... And Jack licks his asshole clean every day, you don't see Burto putting in that kind of effort!

im not much good when

by rob327 - 28/11/2006 - 3:02pm

im not much good when anything requires effort

~Undisclosed~ says: gonna

by rob327 - 04/12/2006 - 6:48pm

~Undisclosed~ says:
gonna watch the sun set... dunno why
just feel like doing that

Castro - says:
queer...

reminds me of a gay dude who crashed his car watching the sun set...

Blake: "2 grand tv, and I'm

by Mercruiser - 09/12/2006 - 1:11pm

Blake:
"2 grand tv, and I'm sitting here watching a fucking black & white movie. And its not even widescreen."

go outside or something...

by rob327 - 09/12/2006 - 1:13pm

go outside or something...

Better resolution on the TV.

by doughnut - 10/12/2006 - 11:49am

Better resolution on the TV. :)

Feel the same way about my

by death - 11/12/2006 - 11:40am

Feel the same way about my $2800 tv...futurama is not widescreen or digital, disappointing....haha...still love my tv tho...might get foxtel put on soon =D