Noisypoppy's Story Time Bonanza!

[7:40pm] noisypoppy: once upon a time
[7:40pm] noisypoppy: there was a small turtle named mizzle
[7:40pm] doughnut: oh, story time
[7:40pm] noisypoppy: he was searching the ocean floor to get some eats up ins
[7:41pm] Chr1s: heheee
[7:41pm] noisypoppy: but there was nothing at it
[7:41pm] Chr1s: oh no!
[7:41pm] noisypoppy: "MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT!", exclaimed mizzle
[7:41pm] noisypoppy: mizzle suddenly noticed a shark watching him
[7:42pm] noisypoppy: "GRR! Ima EAT YOU TURTLE", the shark roared with a booming shark voice
[7:42pm] Chr1s: !
[7:42pm] noisypoppy: mizzle screamed out for help
[7:42pm] noisypoppy: Ice Cube happen to be swimming around the area when he heard mizzle's cute little distress call
[7:43pm] Chr1s: who will help him!?
[7:43pm] doughnut: haha
[7:43pm] doughnut: Nice movie reference.
[7:43pm] noisypoppy: "sup mizzle?", ice cube asked
[7:43pm] noisypoppy: "this cracka says he gonna eat my shit", mizzle replied
[7:44pm] noisypoppy: "motherfucker is that a fact..." ice cube said
[7:44pm] noisypoppy: "well yo' better check yo'self before you wr-wr-wreck yo'self", ice cube rapped
[7:44pm] noisypoppy: and he reached into his holster and pulled out a jive-talking parrot
[7:44pm] • doughnut waits for a "Fuck Tha Police" reference
[7:44pm] Chr1s: yay!! parrot!!
[7:44pm] noisypoppy: "not the parrot!", the shark exclaimed
[7:45pm] noisypoppy: the jive-talking parrot proceeded to devour the shark into nice fillets for mizzle get up ins
[7:45pm] noisypoppy: the rest that mizzle did not eat they sold to Woolworths(TM) for $5.95/kg
[7:45pm] noisypoppy: *Intermission*
[7:45pm] Chr1s: :DDD
[7:46pm] noisypoppy: Ice Cube screams "mizzle yo my homeboy" and he and mizzle jump in the air and hi-five
[7:46pm] Chr1s: BAHAHA
[7:46pm] noisypoppy: *freeze shot 80s style*
[7:46pm] Chr1s: the stupid bitch on big brother put COOKING OIL on her body in the sun!
[7:46pm] Chr1s: and then goes "uh.. i have this weird reaction to something"
[7:47pm] noisypoppy: the end.
[7:47pm] doughnut: yay
[7:47pm] Chr1s: yay!
[7:47pm] • Chr1s claps