international nut of pastry - I think this lines mostly filler.

I'm not sure why, but I saw a Commodore on my way to work today and it was ugly enough to inspire me to write a rant about it... And actually go to the effort to place it on his windshield.

---being rant---

I'm writing this letter (commonly known as a rant) in regards to that horrible monstrocity that you call a car.

The very sight of your vehicle causes me great anger – enough to warrant putting finger to keyboard and placing the printed letter on your windsheld.

The giant Monaro rims, certainly do not fit in with the model Commodore you have.

The exhaust looks like it was ripped off another car entirely.

The giant Holden sticker does not make your car look like a V8 Supercar, it simply makes you look like a cock slapper.

At least you don’t have a giant wing on the back – but you probably have one on order.

I hope this letter does not upset you in any way, it was only intended to let you know the opinion of anyone who happens to see you on the road.

Have a good day.

Joe Citizen.

---end rant---