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doughnut & rabbit's half-arsed Juno review, and spiderman 3 insults
Submitted by doughnut on February 26, 2008 - 3:53pm.
First, a bit of history... Rabbit hates Juno as much as me. So ends the history.
This is copied straight from the chat log...
10:17:14 PM doughnut: that was clearly a movie made by suits in a boardroom
10:17:15 PM rabbit917: ehhhhh yea, spiderman 3....
10:17:27 PM rabbit917: no wonder no one wants to come back for a fourth one
10:18:15 PM rabbit917: that train wreck had one too many villains and one too many personal crises
10:18:36 PM doughnut: and an emo lead character
10:18:46 PM doughnut: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0434020/
10:19:42 PM rabbit917: yea, i bet you could strip spiderman 3 of the sandman character and it wouldn't be a noticable change
10:19:51 PM rabbit917: seriously
10:20:02 PM rabbit917: all his scenes are more or less totally disconnected from the story at large
10:20:20 PM doughnut: yep
10:20:33 PM doughnut: like i said, it was made by suits in a boardroom
10:20:46 PM doughnut: they saw the cost of the CG for a entire sandman storyline
10:20:59 PM doughnut: and thought "naaah, halve it and bring in a real person"
10:22:20 PM rabbit917: and you know, even at the very end, nothing really changed
10:22:28 PM rabbit917: the two main characters didn't advance at all
10:22:43 PM rabbit917: their relationship is still iffy and nothing got accomplished
10:23:01 PM rabbit917: hah that's one of my complaints about juno too
10:23:12 PM doughnut: yeh
10:23:17 PM doughnut: only thing changed about juno
10:23:22 PM doughnut: side characters split up
10:23:45 PM doughnut: and juno learnt to involve a condem when she's having geeky sex with that strange kid who's always running
10:23:49 PM rabbit917: side characters aren't a big deal. it's how the main character changes
10:23:56 PM rabbit917: hahaha
10:24:44 PM rabbit917: juno sends a disturbing message to youths- go ahead, get knocked up at 14. you can just off the kid onto a disfunctional single mother and go on with your teenage life like it never happened
10:24:57 PM doughnut: yep
10:25:05 PM doughnut: oh, and your parentals will be totally okay with it
10:25:11 PM rabbit917: yea that too
10:25:23 PM doughnut: plus, almost getting jiggy with the older guy is cool too
10:25:31 PM doughnut: as long as he knows about the obscure bands you like
10:25:33 PM rabbit917: and you can totally get away with being a pompous brat because you're having a baby
10:25:43 PM doughnut: oh
10:25:48 PM doughnut: and hamburger phones
10:25:51 PM doughnut: NOT COOL
10:25:56 PM rabbit917: hahaha
10:26:07 PM rabbit917: if that doesn't date the people who wrote this movie, nothing does
10:26:35 PM doughnut: Tagline: A comedy about growing up... and the bumps along the way.
10:26:38 PM rabbit917: jesus i thought all those hamburger phones were destroyed in the great novelty phone riots of 1992
10:26:39 PM doughnut: there's no growing up though!
10:26:45 PM doughnut: hah
10:27:01 PM doughnut: shit... it's nominated for 4 oscars
10:27:06 PM rabbit917: ohh god no
10:27:11 PM rabbit917: seriously?
10:27:16 PM doughnut: Best Achievement in Directing
10:27:20 PM doughnut: Best Motion Picture of the Year
10:27:22 PM rabbit917: guhhhh
10:27:26 PM doughnut: Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role
10:27:34 PM doughnut: Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen
10:27:36 PM doughnut: okay
10:27:40 PM doughnut: what the fuck is "Best Achievement in Directing"?!
10:27:40 PM rabbit917: guahhhhh
10:27:53 PM doughnut: Shouldn't it just be "Best Director"?
10:28:18 PM rabbit917: ehh who knows
10:29:11 PM rabbit917: it's like how nowadays they say, "and the oscar goes to..." instead of, "and the winner/best so-and-so is..."
10:29:32 PM doughnut: oh, and that dodgy scam that is the WGA
10:29:39 PM doughnut: They gave it the Best Original Screenplay
10:30:03 PM rabbit917: cunts
^_^ YAY! I is famous!
Submitted by Snowrabbit on February 26, 2008 - 5:35pm.^_^ YAY! I is famous!