Who would win in a fight? Cavemen or Astronauts?

Posted July 3, 2007 - 12:24am
Cavemen
59% (19 votes)
Astronauts
41% (13 votes)
Total votes: 32

Comments

bethisbored's picture

It's clearly cavemen!!

by bethisbored - 13/07/2007 - 9:12am

It's clearly cavemen!! Astronauts are just russian/american nerds.... Nerds couldnt beat cavemen.

Turtle's picture

Do the astronauts have

by Turtle - 03/10/2007 - 6:30am

Do the astronauts have guns...space guns, if not then I agree, nerds will be rocked by the caveman.

doughnut's picture

But they're nerds who have

by doughnut - 03/10/2007 - 9:22am

But they're nerds who have been sent into space!

If they show the cavemen a zippo they'd shock them enough that they could get the drop on them.

Snowrabbit's picture

You guys don't want enough

by Snowrabbit - 23/10/2007 - 10:37am

You guys don't watch enough Star Trek. Those people are technically astronauts and they're continually beating on lesser lifeforms such as cavemen... And by "beating on," I mean trying to make out with; Kirk was a pimp.

doughnut's picture

Kirk getting the freaky on

by doughnut - 24/10/2007 - 1:55pm

Kirk getting the freaky on with the alien womens always made the line "to go where no man has gone before" stand out in the opening credits.

"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before. "

death's picture

Astronauts are trained and

by death - 24/10/2007 - 1:05pm

Astronauts are trained and skilled people, they work out all the time to be fit enough to not die in space, they are also usually smart, so they'd be able to do some crazy deceptive moves like light a match, and the cavemen would be all like "you make fire, you are king" and when they start to get on their knees to grovel the Astronauts would kick them right in the face, caving in their skull, thus making Astronauts the clear winners.

doughnut's picture

Thats my argument exactly.

by doughnut - 25/10/2007 - 8:21am

Thats my argument exactly. Astronauts are trained professionals. Cavemen are lucky to hunt down their dinner.